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Friday, December 9, 2011

Futsal....

-Hai peeps! Yesterday, 8 Disember 2011, aku gi selection futsal untuk wakil HQ for Hari Penerangan 19-22Disember ni kat PD..... Sekali sampai, bukannya ada selction sebab player x cukup... Sapa yang datang tuh kira otomatik terpilih... Haiyaa...

-Ni nak cerita sikit, aku dah lama x main benda alah nie... Dua tahun+++... Sebab dua tahun berturut2 aku mengandung dan bersalin,kan...... So, bila main kemarin tuh, memang sangat seksa bagi aku!

-Dulu ingat lagik sebelum pregnant, sebelum kawen, selalu gi ke Ampang main bola dengan kawan2.... Then siap training dengan coach kat area AU3 xsilap aku 3x seminggu.....

-Then, pengalaman gi main game i-Metro and menang bronze best... Just that time laa detik aku ada kecik ati sikit dengan team aku... Sebabnya?

1. Mula2 nak bertolak ke Perlis, beria2 ajak aku sebab x cukup player.. Aku time tuh mmg xnak gi sbb ntahlaa mcm berat ati nak gi plus Perlis tuh jauh.... Last2 pujuk2 punya pujuk, aku join gaklaaa even masih berat ati...

2. Sampai sana, ermmm suku akhir aku rasa, time tuh penalti sebab da 0-0... And aku suppose amik penalti tuh, but sorg ahli tuh suh aku kuar... Last2 bola dia tendang x masuk....

3. Time separuh akhir, aku amik penalti gak, its a goal!!! and time tuh baru dorg cam sedar aku wujud....

4. Aku nangis kat belakang time tuh.... Sedih bila kene pinggir team sendiri.... Aku nanges and by dat time, just Saza yang tengok air mata aku ni ngalir....

-Gitulaaa ceritanya.......

-And then, aku mmg akan amik defend ja... Aku xkan jadik goalkeeper and aku xkan jadik striker... Why not Goalkeeper? Sebab aku TAKUT bola! aku nampak jerrr cm ganas, bila bola datang, mmg aku jerit cm perempuan gedik.. Trust me, aku da penah try jadik GK, but mmg xpenah berjaya....

-And why no a striker? Gila ko! Aku nak gelecek bola pun x pass, nak jadik striker....

-So, aku stick laaa jadik defender.... Dari zaman UiTM til kerja, aku setia dengan posisi nie... Just kemarin bila 1st time main after 2years, and tengok budak2 tu rebut bola, aku jadik blur kejap.... Maybe 2nd training kang aku makin ok kot, hopefully.....

-And cara aku main senang ja... AKu dapat bola, aku clearkan ke atas... Aku xkan simpan bola lama2... Sebab aku tau aku x reti gelecek, aku tau striker pihak lawan akan cuba rampas bola tuh dr aku.. So, the best way is tendang bola balik ke atas.....

-But please, jangan berdiri depan aku kalau aku nak tendang, sebab kalau aku guna kaki kanan aku mmg xdpt nak adjust da 'volume'.... KAlau guna kaki kiri plak, aim ke kanan, bola ke kiri plak.... ahahahahahahah!!!!

-I love futsal... and i miss my fren, Zarith.... Main dengan dia, x stress... Kemarin dia xda sbb dia attend kelas...

-Main futsal ni 1 jer.... Jangan buat team stress.. Mana ada org nak kalah.... But jangan pinggirkan seorang pun kalau da dalam 1 team tuh.... And paling penting, kalau kalah, jangan nak salahkan sesiapa pun...... HAve fun!!!!

Selena Gomez ~ Yeah, shes cute.......























-Sebagai perempuan, i admit yeah, she's super cute and hot.... La la la la la......










Skandal with 2 guys.... Hmmmm...

-Jaiya Ma merupakan seorang wanita yang sudah 6 tahun setengah tinggal bersama kekasihnya. Namun, pada satu hari, dia memberitahu kepada kekasihnya Jon Hanauer yang dia ingin mencari kekasih lain. Tidak menghalang.. Jon membenarkan malah menggalakkan.

-Hasilnya.. Jaiya menemukan skandal baru Ian Ferguson. Dan yang gilanya, Jaiya mengandungkan anak Ian dan Jon dengan gembiranya mempelawa Jon tinggal bersama sama mereka.
-Gilosssh, time nak bersalin pun dua2 skandal setia temani dia.....

-Baby da kuar... wah, beranak dalam kolam, bestnya....

Kasih si Isteri

-gambar Kalyani Das (60) dan suami beliau Pachugopal (65). Setiap hari Kalyani terpaksa membawa suaminya Pachugopal kemana-mana secara berantai.

-Pachugobal mengalami masalah mental sejak tujuh tahun yang lalu. Kalyani harus mengikat beliau ketika naik keretapi, berjalan dan juga ketika menjaga gerai kaki lima. Mereka sudahpun berkahwin lebih 50 tahun. They were married since they were 10 YEARS OLD.

-ni laa namanya kasih isteri... Agak2 kalau suami dapat isteri mental, mesti terus diceraikan alasan pakai minum seks x terurus....

-But neway, dis pictures manage to makes me cry.......




Kuku Terpanjang..

-Chris "The Dutchess" Walton (45) ialah wanita dengan kuku terpanjang didunia. Panjang keseluruhan kuku beliau melebihi 20 kaki panjang.
Ibu beranak 5 dan 3 cucu ini mula menyimpan kuku sejak 18 tahun yang lalu.
-The Dutchess mengaku beliau boleh melakukan semua benda seperti manusia normal kecuali menyeluk poket.
-Beliau mempunyai seorang pembantu yang akan mengeluarkan barang dari beg beliau bila diperlukan. Bagaiman pula dengan menggunakan telefon bimbit? Beliau menggunakan knuckles to type on her phone keyboard seperti didalam gambar dibawah.
-And ermm kalau buang air besar, xkan pembantu tolong bersihkan????

Barbie transsexual...

-Konon nak jadik ala patung Barbie, seorang lelaki sanggup mengubah dirinya dengan buat pembedahan plastik...

-Ni gambar kecik budak lelaki tuh... Comel, kan? Nak tengok rupa dia bil;a da jadik Barbie pondan? Meh skrol bawah......

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-Again, aku copy and paste ja laa yek.... Korang mesti reti English.. Aku ni reti copy and paste ja... Hehehehe.. Ni dia story:-


-A transsexual spent £200,000 in 12 years transforming himself from a fresh-faced boy into a real life Barbie doll.
-Jason Torres, who now goes by the name Nicole Sanders, has had countless surgeries from nose jobs to breast implants and brow lifts in a quest to be like the iconic blonde.
-Nicole even had controversial silicone injections in her buttocks, thighs and hips to create the feminine curves of Barbie and hide the boyish frame of her previous life.
-Since the age of 18, Nicole has had five breast operations, four nose jobs, a brow lift, cheek implants, jaw surgery, chin implants, calf implants, filler injections in her lips, botox jabs and sexual reassignment surgery.

-Nicole, 30, said: 'Growing up I was always playing with Barbie dolls and I just loved the way she looked. I also admired sexy women like Pamela Anderson and Carmen Electra and I knew deep down that I wanted to be like them.
-'It's hard to say exactly how much I have spent on surgery but it's definitely in the region of £200,000. I have had pretty much everything done except liposuction - I've always been naturally skinny.
-'I didn't want to be natural - I wanted to be glamorous and beautiful, just like Barbie.
-Troubled childhood: As a boy growing up in New Jersey, Nicole was frequently bullied
'The surgeries cost me a lot, but thankfully I had some rich boyfriends who helped me out along the way.'
-However, the road to Barbiedom was not a smooth one for Jason who, as a young boy growing up in New Jersey, suffered merciless bullying for being different.
-Having always felt like a girl in a boy's body, Jason attempted suicide at the age of 16 and was only rescued when his mother came home and found him unconscious on the bathroom floor.
Nicole, who splits her time between New York and New Jersey, said: 'All through school I knew I was different. I only wanted to play with girls because I felt like I belonged with them, while the guys used to bully me, teasing me and calling me "gay" or "freak".
-'One day I'd just had enough and I took 100 paracetamol pills. I was slumped on the floor and my mother screamed when she saw me lying there.
-'I was taken to hospital and I stayed there for two months, having therapy and working through my issues. When I came out I knew that I wanted to change from a man to a woman.'
-Problems at home meant Jason was still unable to tell his family of his desire to become a woman and at the age of 17 he found himself kicked out of the house.
-After living on friends' sofas for a year, Jason moved to Manhattan where he found the New York club scene welcomed him with open arms and embraced his differences. Working as a dancer in gay clubs, Jason met his first drag queens and was struck by how beautiful they were. -It was at this point that he started his transformation into the stunning Nicole.

p/s: duit banyak ilang pun tapi muka tuh masih huduh gak...... (ooppsss)

Cameron Diaz yang da ermmm...





-X sangka rupanya da 39 tahun da umur si Cameron Diaz ni... Kira nak menginjak sweet 40 laa.... But in dis picture, memang ketara sangat dia da tua dan x kemas....

Superhero selamatkan baby..

p/s: korang fahamkan? xpayahlaaa aku nak ulas panjang lebar lagik yek....

Sejarah bikini (xda 18sx punn)



p/s: nak baca, klik gmbr and zoom laa yek....

Baju Payung


Berani pakai x baju payung nie? Tapi kalau ujan lebat and ngam2 xda payung, mesti darurat akan pakai gak baju pelik ni,kan? ehehehehe...