How to lose weight? Im lost!

-Yeah, i do think i really need help on this....

-Diet? Can think i can control myself from those delicious foods...

-Exercise? I hate jog! I hate being tired... I hate running as it can cause my feet become soooo weak.....

-Starving? I've told you i cant help myself from those delicious foods out there!!!!!

-Gym? I can't spend my time in gym.. I got 2 doters and i definitely can't leave them just like that....

-Eat only fruits and plain water? Huhuhuhu, how about the delicious KFC? Tempting Secret Receipe's cake+tomyamkung...

-Slimming pills? I'm afraid of the side effects....

-Laxative? Hmmm, maybe!

-As conclusion, i dont know the real way to lose my weight! Im totally lost!

**I NEED+MUST to be bit 'smaller' during this Eid.... InsyaAllah... Waaaaaaaaa...