My 2 fav games so far....

Angry Birds... OF COZ!!!!! my fav all the time.... kalau aku, aku suka burung kaler itam sebab kuat and bley kebabommmmm!!!!!!

Smurfs... Aku da addict main game ni... Buat kampung sendiri.. Ala2 farmville gak sebab ada bertanam2, cuma bagi aku Smurfs ni lagi best sebab sangat kalerful and sangat chumil!!!!!

p/s: bila laa nak pasang jailbreak nie....?

Sampul Raya Jabatan Penerangan

-Ni bukan projek aku.. Ni projek si Yana... Aku tukang upload ja...
-Taraaa, ni la sampul raya Jabatan Penerangan... Idea budak Yana tuh utk kuarkan sampul raya... Tapi buat masa skrg agak 'limited edition'... So, kalau korang nak, aku still xbley nak tolong sebab untuk aku pun ada dua pek ja... huhuhuhu...

Tepung Serbaguna, tp aku belum try...

-Aku jalan2 kat meja kawan aku, si Zaf... Then, tertengoklah ada dua pek tepung ni kat atas meja dia...

AKU: eh babe, tu tepung yang Cik Kiah jual ke?
ZAF: a'ah....
AKU: sedap ke?
ZAF: sedap.. cam nak goreng ayam kan, pas cuci ayam tuh, ko terus salut dengan tepung ni dlm 10 20 minit cmtuh.. xpayah taruk air. pas tuh ko nak goreng, ko salut skali lagik tepung kat ayam tuh, terus da boley goreng.. goreng cendawan pun sedap...
AKU: hmmm, cmtuh, nak belilah... Cik Kiah ada stok lagi ke?
ZAF: ada... cuba ko gi meja dia..

So, aku pun terus gi ke meja Cik Kiah and borong Rm20... nak baawak balik ke Sandakan esok bagi mak aku.. Yelah, kat Sandakan tuh kan seafood memanjang.. Udang goreng tepung gerenti sedap....

p/s: xda niat pun nak promosi ke ape yek.. ni blog aku, so aku publish laaa apa aktiviti and apa yg aku beli... kan? kan?

Instant from Alif, Sime Darby...

-Hehehe, paham2 laa yek... Caramel pudding pun aku x pass lagik, ni kan plak nak masak benda heavy cam laksa , kari segala bagai tuh.. So, beli laaa instant sebab aku baca panduan kat belakang tuh x payah baca ape pun except masukkan ayam@mee@sayur2 je.... La la la...

p/s: Dapur, nantikan kehadiran Chef Ijang!!!

Chimpanzee kiut? BEWARE!!!!!!!

-Hi peeps... kali ni aku main copy and paste ja.... malas da nak translate2 nie... but its about chimpanzee yang da banyak kes dalam bab2 cederakan manusia nie...

-Tapi paling mengejutkan, ada 1 kes chimpanzee ni makan baby...

-Thanks to bro azad yg bgtau pasal page ni, so aku buat new entri bout this topic.... just an alarm to all of us supaya jgn nak memandai nak dekat2, nak cuit2, nak belai2, nak cium2, nak pegang2, nak usap2 chimpanzee nie...

-On Monday, February 16th, Travis the Chimp suddenly attacked and mauled a 55 year old woman. He chewed off both her hands, her lips, her nose and one eyelid.

The Chimp’s owner, Sandra Herold, stabbed Travis with a butcher knife and struck him with a shovel in an attempt to get him off of Charla Nash. After critically injuring Charla, the chimp ran off, but then returned and was met by Policemen who shot him dead.

Chimp owner attacked and mauled by other chimps during visit to see his house-trained chimp in an animal sanctuary. Two other chimps escaped from their cages and chewed off his nose, mangled his testicles and foot. The chimps also bit off chunks of his buttocks and legs before the sanctuary owner shot the two animals dead. via: The Sun

Frodo the Chimp kidnapped and ate human baby girl
From National Georgraphic
(On May 15, 2002) The trio had just crossed a dry streambed when they surprised Frodo feeding on oil-palm fronds only 12 feet (4 meters) from the path. As the spouse of a park employee, the mother probably knew that park rules bar children under 12 from visiting the park, and she almost certainly was aware of the mortal danger posed by chimps. Her shock and terror must therefore have been unimaginably extreme as she watched the 121-pound (54-kilogram) Frodo draw near, wrest the baby girl from the niece’s back, and disappear into the forest.
By the time help arrived from the research team, Frodo had scrambled up a tree and was holding the limp form of the baby, which he had begun to eat. Lacking the defensive support that the larger group would have lent him, Frodo was easily scared off, and the baby girl’s dead body was recovered. – Frodo The Alpha Male Chimp

~However, jungle animals do not belong in close contact with humans. Coleen McCann, who is a primatologist at the Bronx Zoo, stated that chimpanzees are unpredictable and dangerous – even after living among humans.

***credit to social3r.com...

Merdeka!

-Selamat menyambut Hari Kemerdekaan yang ke-54, peeps!!!!! And dont forget kibarkan Jalur Gemilang kita dengan megahnya!!!!

p/s: rumah aku? miji da siap pasang 5bendera kat balkoni umah... cuma xsempat nak snap jer... ;-p

Going home, again....

-Hi peeps... Jumaat ni (19 Ogos 2011) im going back to Sandakan.. Yes, i know, AGAIN.... But this time by Air Asia... I'll be back to KL on 20 Ogos 2011... Huhuhuhu.. Rehat pun x sempat..... See you later... Tata!

Who is Hana Tajima?

"My name is Hana Tajima-Simpson, I'm 23, with a Japanese father and English mother. I have a pretty mixed background, both my parents are artists, so I grew up in a really creative environment. I didn't study fashion for that long, and although I am a self-confessed geek I never really got along with formal education.
I didn't want to lose my love of designing, so I left the fashion course I was on. It's less of a contradiction than it sounds!"

p/s: Ape pun, aku da start suka sama Hana Tajima ni.. Kiut sangat....

***credit to Hana Tajima's website...

Mangsa serangan Chimpanzee

-Korang mesti pernah dengar ada kes wanita kena serang chimpanzee dulu... Siap kena interview by Oprah Winfrey lagi...

-Charla Nash kena serang chimpanzee nama Travis milik kawan dia. Time tu Travis tengah 'berlakon' untuk sebuah iklan b4 tiba2 ja Travis terus mengamuk dan menyerang si Charla.-Ok, x nak cerita panjang2... Nanti bosan ja... Meh layan gambar... Rupa Charla Nash sebelum kejadian..
Charla Nash with Travis, chimpanzee yang serang dia...

Diinterview oleh Oprah.. Charla sembuyikan muka dia sebab bimbang orang ramai akan terkejut dengan muka dia...

Inilah muka Charla selepas serangan tuh... Adui...

Kini dah ok sikit.. Masih dalam proses pemulihan...

***credit to Khalis from Sah dan Tak Sah...

Longchamp: Ori and x ori...

-Aku terpikir2 apa entri baru aku nak taruk.. Time kat umah tengah sibuk pakai tudung, terus terpikir bagus kalau aku post tang Longchamp yang ori dan x ori...

-Yelah, skrg ni ramai sgt da jadik penggemar beg Longchamp nie, termasuk aku... Tapi aku ni xlaa beli yang ori, just harga rm15 jerr...

-And sebelum lupa, thank u to Puan Zaf (the owner of ori bag).. Aku xsempat nak tanya permission dia snap beg dia sebab time tuh dia tgh sibuk buat kerja kat belakang....

Beg merah ORI dan beg hitam, TAK ORI.....
ORIGINAL...
TAK ORIGINAL. (da start nampak kan perbezaan... X ori ni ala2 baju x diseterika)..

The buttons kat depan... Atas tuh ORI and bawah XORI... Memang beza gila!!! ORI, dalam dia mmg leather yang lembut.... Bau pun wangi jer...

X ORI, alamak kaler oren????... And also keras....

Jahitan kat dalam pun mmg berbeza.. Yang ORI (atas) tuh sangat kemas dan yang XORI ada cacat here and there...

Last but not least, the zip... Kiri ORI... kanan XORI... Kalau real lagik nampak zip ORI tuh berkilat... yang ORI kaler ala2 bronze and shinny... XORI kaler emas and x berkilat ponnnn...

p/s: pendek kata, beg ORI ni memang best laaa pakai.... Cuma aku x nak beli ori sebab mahal, aku xmampu (nada sedih)... Beli yang XORI ja la, tapi aku da ada 5kaler da dalam tangan... Bak kata orang tua-tua, buat main2.... Main tukar2 ikut baju.... Mula2 ja rajin, lama2 da malas da asek nak transfer barang... hik hik hik..

Got bruise...

-Alkisahnya aku sendiri pun xpasti bila masa aku dapat lebam nie....

-Mula2 xlaa berapa terang, tapi semalam mintak Bik Aida tolong urutkan lebam tuh, ha, terus makin naik kaler dia...

-Tapi xkisahlah sakit ke x, yang pasti berurut sedap.... Dua hari lepas mintak tolong urut bahu, semalam urut tangan, tonite ermmm mintak tolong urut bahu plak lagik.... ehehehe..

Baju raya Nurul ke?

-Kot ye pun nak tunjuk diri tuh slim, agak-agaklaaa cara berpakaian tuh... Ucap Salam Aidilfitri, tp tonjol sana, dedah sini....
-Baju kebaya kan ada... Napa nak dedahkan aurat dalam bulan yang mulia nie? Aku ni bukannya baik sgt tp at least aku pandai gak laa nak berpikir... Korang plak, apa pendapat korang????

**kredit to Beautiful Nara for the story

Miserable Caramel Pudding part II

-Cubaan kedua selepas cubaan pertama gagal...
-Aku wat baru pun sebab stok aku yang pertama tuh da selamat abis aku makan dalam perut...

After da kuarkan dari pengukus....
Hmmm, nampak mcm ok....

Zoom gula karamel dalam tuh... Sekali bila diterbalikkan, adui.........

Masih failed gak aku lagik rupanya!!!!!

p/s: Camner laa nak wat agar caramel pudding tuh smooth jerrrr, x pecah bila tukar pinggan, xda crack...... Rasa da ok, rupa jerr masih huduh.. But at least ok skit dari yang 1st, kan? kan? eheheheh...

Gambar yang ngata player Msia kita monkey....

-Before this aku ada post entri pasal bini kapten pasukan bola sepak Singapore, Hidayah Shahril gelar dua pemain Malaysia kita, si Saffe dan Amirul Hadi sebagai 'monkey'... Ni gambar muka si Hidayah tuh....

Statement Hidayah dalam Twitter dia.. Zoom kalau nak baca yek...

and yang ni gambar minah tuh... Nak tengok? Jom zaasssss.......

Muka da lawa, tp personaliti x selawa muka+nama.....

p/s: credit to faceberuk for the photo....

Cantek x kalau camnie?

-Kita ni asyek nak kurus2.... Kang Allah bagi kita kurus camnie, kan da payah nak cari baju saiz yang sesuai.....

Panties tuh pun cam diaper da aku tgk....

Pesanan ex-wife Joey sentap dowwhh!

-Perkahwinan si Joey dengan wife dia akhirnya sah berakhir dengan penceraian... Kononnya pasal orang ketiga, Watie Elite.... Ni kat bawah tuh aku sekalikan ayat+pesanan ex-wife Joey kat pihak tertentu....

"Saya hanya nak pesan kepada artis-artis wanita, jika banyak lagi lelaki lain, jangan ambil suami orang. Tolong cari yang lain, jangan runtuhkan rumah tangga orang lain dan biarkan anak-anak kecil tanpa bapa"

p/s: statement ex-wife si joey tuh mmg sentap but i loikeee 100%... Pesanan ni bukan utk pihak tertentu ja, but utk semua:

to para wanita: Banyak lelaki bujang, so jgnla rebut laki orang...

to para lelaki : banyak wanita bujang, so jgnla rebut bini orang...

Memory with Tun Mahathir and Tun Hasmah...

14 Ogos 2011.... At Bazaar Ramadhan Presint 2, Putrajaya.... (time: around 6pm)...

Excited bila aku tibe2 tengok dia kat depan (kira depanlaaa) aku...

Orang salam, aku pun ikut salam gak.. Amik berkat..

Mana tau otak Auni dan Auji ikut otak Tun M....

Tengok org pun snap, x bley jadik nie.. Aku teragak2 gak.. Tapi:

MIZI: gi la sana.. Ayah amik gmbr.. Meh kamera tuh...

Aku pun apa lagik, pass kamera kat Mizi terus gi tepi Tun Hasmah...

and....

Taraaaa.. Its me with the adorable Tun M dan Tun H......